FAQ - Sexual Professional - The Sagecocks

Who are you?

Click here for full credits. Some of us are using porn names so we don't mess up our families' Google rankings. "Corbin Sweetback" is the man behind hit documentary Monster Camp. "Richard Swanhole" is similarly associated with the band Speechwriters LLC.

Where can I buy this song?

The future. The very near future, as The Sagecocks are currently putting the finishing touches on a 4 song EP, which they're cleverly calling "Sexual Professional." In the meantime, you can download it here for free, and no one's going to come after you.

What's a "chunalungma"?

You can read the lyrics here. We think it's a Jon Krakauer reference.

What's the Creative Commons Attribution ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License?

It's like a better version of copyright, which is more suited to digital media. Full license text is here - it basically says you can do whatever you want with this song/video, as long as you credit it appropriately ("Sexual Professional" by The Sagecocks) and release the final product under a similar license. We did this in part because a lot of the images we Photoshopped came to us via this license, and in part because things like this are just awesome.

Did anyone get messed up by the tiger?

Just cat allergies like you wouldn't believe.

Is there a "radio friendly" version of this song?

No.